Our pride and joy is our growing Ball Museum. Kelly has been collecting unusual balls (spheres) for over 10 years now and we have finally began the task of displaying them properly. Kelly named Donna co-curator of the Ball Museum, which is a high honor, to say the least.
The Ozark Ball Museum is intended to be our 'retirement' business. By then we'll have millions of balls... we'll simply put signs out on the highway in front of our cabin saying:
OZARK BALL MUSEUM 100 ft.
YOU JUST MISSED THE OZARK BALL MUSEUM!
We'll just sit there in our overalls and play music all day while tourists pour in to see the amazing spectacle! People give us balls on our journeys or we find them at flea markets. Our only criteria is that we can never spend over $5 for a ball (but other folks can ... tee hee). Admission to the Ball Museum is 25 cents or a ball. We are currently saving up bowling balls for a giant 10' pyramid in the front of the museum ... we have about 30 so far, but need lots more.
GOT BALLS???
